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So. Many. Think pieces.

How on earth did you get your hands on next week’s cover of Hello!?

Dare I say, even Michelle in Grease 2?

I very much doubt this person is French. He is however, it would appear, a pedophile projecting his rationale onto an entire culture ... and also ignoring that this person is indeed being put to trial for his actions ...

Me? As long as I didn’t smile and show my braces. 5'10 and C-cup. It’s never a good idea to assume a kids’ age just going by appearance. Some of us were catcalled from before we even knew about multiplication tables ...

Absolutely. The trope is made downright necessary by the Madonna/whore dichotemy. How could we ever be expected to sympathize with some floozy who ran around willingly and happily sexing people?

That sounds like a great strategy! Dolt 45 swear jars it is.

Oh, agreed. I’m only side-eyeing the people who play their songs at their wedding receptions.

This is funny because you’re WRONG.

Apropos of nothing in particular, I just now realized Sarah Sanders and Hope Hicks are not in fact the same person.

I find that The Police, ironically, have mastered this though? Roxanne, Don’t Stand so Close to Me, Every Breath You Take, Can’t Stand Losing You...

Americans are weird, man. We just take turns adding the appropriate amount of notches to the bed post with the matrilinear hand axe. Like civlized peoplel.

His and hers? They sound thorough and exuberant. And I kinda want to congratulate and commiserate at the same time.

Ok, but did you know you can get baby turbans now? Makes any baby the picture of sophistication ...

A.N.Y.T.H.I.N.G. would be better than SATC3. Alphabetizing your spice cupboard would be a more worthwhile way to spend your time.

Dogs, horse, fire and the blow job. :)

Indeed. But then between the two of them they did invent everything in the world so why not cave diving too?

Aww man. You should have powered through til you got to Valley of the Horses. That one has potential!

Just make sure you’re wearing all-rainbow everyday of your Holiday.