Where were you when Belichick almost kind-of smiled?

“A soggy cardboard box is a good meal.”

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

I just howled in laughter after reading this and now my co-workers are staring at me.

Boy, that was some exciting football.

Yeah, Belichick lives rent-free inside Adam Gase's head, but Adam Gase's head is a soggy cardboard box under a train trestle.

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

“It takes you back to being a kid: You’re out there, you’re sloshing around and your shoes are full of water and mud,” Richard Sherman said. “It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day.”

Isn’t this missing the best one?

This is a good clip for “Joe Citizen would never get a first down in the NFL.” The CB and WR playing specials effortlessly close 15 yards before the punter goes 5, and he’s presumably a decent athlete.

They don’t even have a gunner spread out to the side the punter ran to. There are at least two defenders on that side whose ONLY JOB is to ensure that the ball is kicked away and no bull shit happens. No pullers to gain numbers advantage, no misdirection...just the punter and his open field savvy. You make this call…

It’s frustrating that the NFL can’t be more progressive like the PGA Tour and open up a hotline so viewers can report penalties directly to the league. Talk about a way to let your fans do your work for you.

Silent Violent Haze is also the name of the new Ben and Jerry’s flavor specifically marketed at the lactose intolerant.

In 15 years, the NFL will say this is how he got CTE.

I guarantee that they had a brief conversation where they deemed it would be too obvious to call from his own phone... then they proceeded to call from his friend’s Adderall dust covered iPhone 8.

Yeah, but he gave a fake name. 

Croll Tried!

Nice. A minor suggested adjustment from someone who spends about eleven hours a day thinking about alliteration:

Matt McGloin is 100% the fake name Blake Bortles uses at hotels.

Guy Fieri as team chef?