Alternatively, a simple answer to all of the above:
I’ve been sitting in that uncomfortable seat for hours and my legs/knees stretching.

First, I wouldn’t trust the owner of the car at all

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

You’d think this guy could cut a Blank check and get any coach he wants.

No football team has ever gained yardage on a running play when the other team knew they were running. Nagy was billed as some sort of fucking offensive genius and he can’t call a play in that situation to get them a few more yards?

All I know is my gut says maybe

You believe “continuing to think really hard” doesn’t take will?

Almost six feet? Depends.

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

This is legit my mom and dad. On her side of the family almost everyone has that superpower, while my dad has gifted my sister and me the insomnia with stuff like snoring and teeth-grinding on the side. 

My in-laws got my wife and I an anniversary card for our 4th last week. It was a card for a lesbian couple featuring an illustration of a loving, lesbian relationship. Really had a beautiful message though. Turns out my father-in-law got it at Fleet Farm (this is in the Midwest obviously) as he was directed by his…

Don’t talk crazy. If they had not traded up, the San Francisco may have gotten him and been way more undefeated than they already are.

First they teach the rats to drive...what’s next making them a master in the art of Ninjitsu so they can train a team of radioactive turtles?

Rodents are NOT INDEPENDENT CONTRACTORS

So yummy, you want them

navigate the little vehicle towards a piece of Froot Loops cereal.

Your Uber has arrived. 

You think that’s bad, Adam Gates lied to us and said Darnold was starting for the Jets and not the Pats.