They might as well be on the moon. 

I pray it just catastrophically imploded at depth. That would be more merciful than sitting on the bottom freezing to death while your air runs out. Or worse floating on the surface staring at the horizon while your air runs out; no hatch, bolted in.

The CBS reporter who was supposed to take a trip in this says its is bolted from the outside. 

All they did was monetize their fame for the most amount of money possible. Using that logic every social media influencer out there is a grifter.  

Its less about Harris and more about just having someone on staff assigned to draw up a list of all the sports leagues (collegiate and professional) and when they crown their champions. Personally its just PR bullshit that always seems to bite them in the ass. I remember when the president would just call into the…

I think car manufacturers would rather increase the efficiency of their batteries so they never have to be swapped as opposed to redesigning the vehicles and build the infrastructure to allow swapping. Most manufacturers warranty the battery for approximately 8 years. If they weren’t confidant their batteries would…

Elon Musk: My employees must work in the office.

We meant it to be creepy as fuck. Thank you for picking up on that. 

Yes.  Reducing regulations! Eliminating the red tape...except when it comes to voting. 

Hell why your at it...seat belts in TX are now optional!  Not for wearing but in the car at all. 

Super Cruise! Oh that’s so U.

So is the tow boat a private operator like a tow truck. Gonna get paid for towing your stupid ass out of trouble.

And most of those people had no idea how to actually put one on. That one guy trying to put on the orange life vest was classic. You know he probably can’t swim.

I guarantee that the two black men did not get 26 million dollars in their settlement with Starbucks. 

AI generated Pat Sajak hologram.  Hell they could have just replaced him without anyone noticing he left. 

Its also getting easier to deepfake video as well.  Imagine getting a text from an unknown number with a short clip of your child saying that.  

Sounds awful. But every parent should teach their children a safe word. Something innocuous that can be said to the parent to prove it’s them. A scammer won’t know this. Its possible that in the stress of the moment a child may forget to use it but you have to work on them to make sure they do. 

A lot of states now have laws where scrap dealers are required to include vehicle information and a VIN plus a copy of drivers license of the person selling it. I think Indiana has put the main three metals they are going after on their list of precocious metals so that they get treated no different than anyone who…

ahhh so that’s why all my answers overuse the words turgid and tumescent.

Who do you think you are...KEENAN?