decgeek
decgeek
2/7/20
8:44 PM
98

This is going to be a real conundrum for all the online commenters claiming that they were totally going to buy it if it just came with two doors/a removeable roof/etc.. Read more

1/8/20
12:15 PM
13

“SECOND warmest, not warmest. This proves that your GLOBAL WARMING is a HOAX. FAKE NEWS!”

12/20/19
1:33 AM
48

Oh, you want me to cook dinner? You know what I want? I want our fucking job back, Chuck!”

8/10/19
10:27 AM
743

Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”

8/6/19
2:30 PM
111

I mean, you would have the same problem if the show aired on ABC — which is owned by Disney. Really, the show is made by people, while it is funded by a corporation and that’s something that happens to a lot of media, most of it these days, actually. But the message of the show isn’t diluted because it’s made by Read more

8/5/19
9:14 AM
86

To be fair, you have been wondering where in the world asshat von cheetolini was. He’s on twitter, twittering the tweets that you knew he was going to thumb into his keyboard. 45 is an assfuck. Did you honestly expect him to turn around and be a decent human being for 5 seconds? Fuck, his peeps LOVE him for being an Read more

7/17/19
9:43 AM
100

This is an unfair characterization, Shirley Temple went on to become Black later in life. 

6/4/19
10:28 AM
191

They’re not saying “Boo,” they’re saying “Boo-olton!”

5/13/19
4:51 AM
12

She’s a creature of impulse. She was bored, so she followed them, realised she could freak them out (and did) and then inserted herself into their lives to play another character (and probably try for a threesome).

5/2/19
10:00 PM
48

I watch CBS This Morning because it’s actual news/educational (which is why I’m sure a certain set of people find it boring). They aren’t afraid to ask the hard questions and their show is far superior content-wise in comparison to other morning shows. Read more

3/18/19
8:16 PM
261

He’s going to be crushed during discovery when he finds out that the Devin Nunes’ Mom account is real.

3/2/19
9:27 AM
1

Same! It’s immediate and violent. I inherited it from my father, who once punched someone in the face from sleeping when they tried to tickle him. Don’t tickle us!

10/25/18
9:48 AM
21

I'm pretty sure when he says "unity" he means "everyone does what I want".