Thing is that Ferrigno and Schwarzenegger never actually believed they were Hercules. Thats the key. 

You call it an aneurysm.  He calls it a message from God.  

Its a death spiral. The less work they get the more batshit crazy they become. Then they start “self-producing” their own movies.   

Yes.  He would follow in that long line of actors who won Oscars for playing Islamic, pedophile, terrorists like .... ummmmm....wait a minute...gonna Google this...ummmmm....ok. Let me get back to you. 

James Woods was always batshit crazy. He was raised Catholic in RI (a predominantly Catholic state) and like a lot of Catholics went off the rails in adulthood ignoring most of what he was taught but now that he is older is falling back onto his conservative religious upbringing so he can be welcomed at the pearly…

“Isn’t her continued onscreen presence proof of life”

If you want to honor first responders there are plenty of organizations that support them and their families who would gladly take $56,000 dollars of your money. They would be happy to set up a monthly payment of hundreds of dollars a month for the next 7 or 8 years. You can start by checking out the websites for…

“I am not a smart man. I don’t wear those slick suits. I am just a football player, graduated in the top 1% of my college, is a proud member of law enforcement and has one, no, two, wait, three beautiful children...”

They went to the George Costanza school of policing...

Tunnel vision. They were so hellbent on finding contraband in her vehicle they tuned out everything else going on around them. 

Back in 2009 when I got my dog the carrier on the route went up to him let him smell him and played with him. He never barked at Mike. A few years later a new carrier took over the route.  The new carrier wasn’t interested in meeting him and my dog started barking at him and has done it with every carrier since.  

Could have called it a cat fight...

Electricity is also getting closer to being the majority choice in home heating. It will soon overtake gas heat. There is a big push to ban gas in all new construction. That’s not going over well but it is starting to gain traction. The recently passed Inflation Reduction act is incentivizing replacing gas appliances…

Forget about.  I don’t want some millionaire’s handoff.

The CMA’s is one of the few award shows where anyone can buy at ticket (i.e. fans). A majority of those people are probably on the Aldean’s side when it comes to LGBTQ and trans issues. Maren has every reason to be concerned about the hate that will probably be directed at her.

That pretty much puts Idris out of the running. He really didn’t want to do it anyway, but playing Bond in your 60's. ugh. They really should cast someone in their late 20's and reboot the whole franchise with an origin story and three or four follow up films. Recast everybody. M and Q in their forties. Moneypenny in…

Federal kidnapping is a stretch. The statute has a lot of predicates that need to happen. While they were lied to they still consented and it does not appear that anyone was forced to get on the plane. Once in Martha’s Vineyard they were allowed to freely disembark. While deception can be used as evidence in a…

Looks like there was no settlement money offered and their lawyer realized they would have to actually work.  No profit in that. 

or buy a dustpan to sweep up the broken glass. 

We recently had our lobby repainted and someone rehung a bunch of portraits (photos and paintings) using command strips. Within a few months they were falling off the walls. Maybe they used the wrong ones, didn’t put them up correctly or some other reason, but they had been hanging on hooks for years. A picture hook…