WITCH HUNT! HILLARY!

Fair. I didn’t know about the stability of your genius, otherwise I wouldn’t have had such concerns. I’m sure all the golfing gives you lots of time to think of alternatives to plumbing.

Look, I’m not unreasonable, I’m just saying I’m a *very* *stable* *genius* and during my first day off I plan to come up with solutions to all these problems.

I mean, people have had literally hundreds of thousands of years to come up with an alternative, and we didn’t. What we did do, though, was get various fun maladies like cholera and dysentery and giardia and a bunch of other wonderful ways to shit yourself to death.

I can understand that. A sex position where I get to lie on my back and do nothing but enthusiastically encourage someone wins EVR TYM.

I mean, I like the benefits to hygiene that come with indoor plumbing, which I am interpreting to mean both the actual plumbing in one’s house (and hospitals, and dentist’s offices) and the infrastructure that supports it (water treatment facilities, etc.). I really cannot stress how much of an improvement in people’s…

I’m inclined to believe Asia. Breillat’s films are full of horrifying misogyny, although I’m sure someone will come along to explain why I’m not deep and French enough to understand why they’re actually feminist masterpieces. I don’t know how anyone could watch, say, “Anatomy of Hell” and not think its creator might…

While it seems helpful to educate young women, whether someone is worldly at 25 or even 30 entirely depends on how they were raised and what other experiences they’ve had. When I was younger, I was in a field where it was entirely normal to have job interviews in hotel rooms (and not necessarily suites), and nothing…

The fact is, humans (male, female, whatever) in positions of power often abuse those positions... Especially in an industry like Hollywood where power dynamics are even more messed up than the average career. One individual can have a tremendous amount of power over an entire production, entire careers, etc.

..................well, why did she have to go around wearing underwear??.............

I can’t stand overachievers.

And yet here you are.

The baby has his mother’s eyes and his father’s neck tattoos

I’m neither hot nor a felon, but I do have a nice 401k and all my hair. Ladies, please form an orderly line...

The key to his success? Shutting the fuck up and letting his looks work for him.

Needs more bedazzling.

Team no one.

Right? I mean, she’s a real asshole and I personally am not interested in giving her any more attention than she already has.

I thick with all clusterfuck going on now, we have to colonize Mars.

I’m not interesting at ALL. Can we be friends?