Wool, loads of people have reactions to lanolin.

Golly I hope the bike Curt Maness rides is a pennyfarthing bicycle.

Oh, I am so happy that Charlotte Ripley and Tom Hardy are having a baby. Tom seems like he really loves being a father, and there’s a red carpet interview where he’s asked to describe his perfect woman. He pointed at Charlotte and said “Charlotte Ripley. She’s my perfect woman.”

yeah but major surgery and a newborn? Sounds like a nightmare to me.

WHICH HE SAID.

He always looks like he smells of BO and patchouli to me.

I’ve recently climbed on the Bond 007 is a title, not a person, which explains so much. Therefore, poof! all the stupid quibbles go away.

Gold is so bendy though. Everything would be dented.

I think I’d rather watch a field full of dogs running around that a baseball game. (And can not even explain the magnitude by which I’d watch virtually anything running around a field as long as it is not football.)

THERE IS NO WISHT THERE IS ONLY LOHAN

Oddly enough, I have known a couple of hermits - I stayed at a silent retreat in Carmel Ca and a couple of hermits went. We could talk during dinner, and man, the hermits could not shut up. Yack Yack Yack. They said it was because they so rarely spoke to other people that they became a word river when they got to.

did you miss the cat circus attendant?

Insurance on all gun purchases and on ammo. People hate paying insurance.

Adding freestyle rap battle to my memorial service plans. (Paid mourners, and shooting my ashes out of a cannon to “Don’t Stop Me Now” by Queen are already on the list.)

My husband had to clean up after a vague friend blew her brains out. He was all “Well, I guess its good people will know I will help...”

His teeth are super jacked but he is afraid to have them straightened because he is afraid it would change his voice. I have seen and read all the interviews, heaven (don’t) help me.

My 13 yr old son went on a long bike ride today. I will donate his stench to the Emmy Awards Riot. Trust me - it is LETHAL

Can’t wait for Nightly to cover this.

The way headlines are written are so interesting - not 48 year old woman convicted of rape of 15 year old but she’s a cheerleader, and a healthy living author.

Do any of you know Chelsea? Maybe she is fine with telling everyone - we don’t know.