Looks more like they had NO idea how the car wash operated. They completely ignored the bright, illuminated, flashing “STOP” sign right by their door. It’s like they thought they had to drive through it slowly as the brush did its thing.

They just aren’t very smart... as demonstrated by the fact that they, presumably,…

After 35 years of owning Honda motorcycles, my latest purchase was a 2018 Iron 883, yes a Harley-Davidson.

As long as you call the motorcycle Monkey, rather than you coworker, it’s all good.

Wow... it’s like they actually want people to purchase what they make.

So we all get to know Kimi Raikkonen’s name but you’re too cowardly to publish the already public identity of Cassandra Talula Dias-Greizis? 

No gonna speak on the case, but “Talula describes herself as a Montreal native, an artist, screenwriter and music video director who still bartends” killed me. Girl you a bartender.

That man is the progenitor of a disease sweeping YouTube... the “I took my weird/expensive/POS/famous/Modified Car to Carmax, LOOK AT THEIR LOWBALL OFFER!!!!”

This is why coastal people can’t come to the middle bit, you just don’t understand.

Goddamn. First Ford makes themselves a Fiesta ST Ute a year or two ago and now this?

I still maintain that the 458 is the best looking Ferrari ever made. I felt like the 488 was kind of a slight step back.

They all look vaguely the same to me, with different holes and vents cut into their faces and trailing headlights that look like a person pulling their eyes up at the corners.

The original Vespas were designed for post-war Italian roads—bombed out, pockmarked, in disrepair from both the fighting and the economy. They were built to be go-anywhere, durable and simple, for a recovering nation. They’re perfect for motocross.

Wouldn’t it be more accurate to factor in average wages? They have not risen at the same rate as inflation.

Exactly why he cut the straps remains unclear.

Interiors sell luxury cars and GM can’t build an interior, at all ever. American cars are generally terrible on the inside but GM is play school recycled sewerpipe. The new Tahoe isn’t abhorrent, as it was designed by a woman with functional eyes.

Erm, just today, in fact. About 95% of my orders arrive on the day promised.

Erm, just today, in fact. About 95% of my orders arrive on the day promised.

The crossover market was created by dull, uncultured, drooling drones who want the laziest way to carry all the shit they buy on their maxed-out credit cards so they can take home along with their hell-spawn and 11 dogs.

You wanted every car to be sporty.

No it didn’t.