Hello sir,

My cheap e39 540i  has been OK

Agree, it’s awful. Might be better in person, but in photos it looks like crap.

That one is easy.

I don’t. My time is worth more than that.

Motorcycles, they will probably never be as fast or as light as they are today

Oh, I’ve done that one too (actually on a few personal cars), a lot harder on the nerves than on the car... until you bin it :p

Glad I’m not the only one! After reading some of these tame responses I was kinda feeling like an asshole

Glad I could be of service, make sure you spring for the insurance :p

Funny! I haven’t yet driven a Nissan that didn’t make me want to break shit. Just had an Impala (V6) this weekend, thought it was a nice place to be and acceptably quick. Like the Challenger/Charger quite a bit but that’s likely due to the rear driven-ness. Haven’t done any vans. The Ram 1500 feels huge and…

Every two for me! Still gives me a chance to sample the “rental class” trash made by all the major manufacturers. Surprisingly enough, I’ve been most impressed with Hyundai over the past year or so.

I travel very frequently for work. Every rental I’ve had goes through the following tests

I mean oficially, via a checkbox or something, probably.

I’m still way more a fan of the Saint’s Row 2 “gender slider” used in character creation.

100.6HP... Out of 1800cc... Surely you jest.

Neutral: What’s this “yet” shit? I won’t until they make an electric pile more fun and engaging than my Miata or turbocharged FR-S... Yeah, probably not going to happen

Counterpoint, living in the suburbs is waaaay more conducive to automotive enthusiasm. Buses and traffic both suck.

These guys are going to die on the same hill as Cadillac. Their “innovation” is aimed squarely at gen-x ers and short term sales. Nothing about the changes are sufficient to make enough of an impression on millennials and whatever the hell comes after millennials to shake off the old man vibe.

I know those feels.

Unfair! Cadillac is at least trying (poorly)

I was excited for a second there :(