Great. Cold war II.

Do you have a kid? Know the old joke in hospitals about what they call motorcyclists?

Took it out for a drive on a Sunni day. Iran it right into a curb.

A color like that makes it hard to play hide-and-sheik.

A color like that makes it hard to play hide-and-sheik.

Oh boy... Mexico is gonna pay for this..

Sorry, poors, a certain “fancy” Jalopnik writer already bought half the allocation just to create additional scarcity so she can sell hers for even more money after she’s done not driving them.

And every one of them would go to Russia, China, and the UAE.... maybe one or two to Saudi Arabia. 

If they would just get over themselves and build an enormous “Royale” SUV with a 10 foot long hood, 6-wheel drive, and a solid gold elephant hood ornament, they could sell them for $24 Million each. Don’t tell me I’m wrong.

Taycan this joke too far.

A few ways to use Taycan correctly in a sentence, phrase, or title:

RIP, Escala.

Looks to me like a mashup of the new Soul and the Urus

Well, like the Karma, I expect this to be a very pretty, and poorly managed production that inevitably falls on its face 2 years after it’s currently announced release date.

Three things stick out:

I roll my eyes do hard every time people point out two sedans have similar silhouettes. No fucking shit? There's only so much you can do when you start with "sedan" and have modern safety standards. Next you're going to point out that SUVs have similar silhouettes and blow everyone's mind!

My favorite:

Don’t ever post a pic of your feet again.  And BTW that’s the wrong digit for flipping a toe-bird.

a third-generation Firebird (the coolest Firebird—fight me)