GM: “Thanks for not buying it when we offered it, twice. Dicks.”

Breakroom snacks.

I love that they do these at night. Specifically so people can’t get good photos, or fully see potential defects. Seems so shady to me.

Tesla really needs to up their design game. The Y looks just like a jacked up 3, which I guess is what it is.

The driver the driver of the demonstration car describe the trim as “long-range dual motor,” which is odd, because there was no such trim described in Musk’s presentation.

Give this guy a fucking TV show

not all Asians know Kung Fu tho ;)

is that a pop funko security guard? adorable!

The Model S is a stunner that makes my underpants a bit crowded, but if Elon is trying to bring sexy back he is going on the wrong direction. He gave the 3 a botched face lift, the X a potbelly, and couldn't decide with the Y so he went with both.

I didn’t have a problem with the side profile. I have a problem with the front.

The Y has an optional third row? Seriously? When children in the second row are going to be feeling claustrophobic already? Have I used up my quota of questions yet?

Which, actually, is not a bad thing.

I will forever call these the Tesla Model Ford Aspire, thank you torch.

You made the side profile of a Chrysler Pacifica

I would honestly take the Aspire.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Be glad you didn’t read the article, because when I did, I ran into this ad:

“Previously dazzling” are words no one has ever used about an Elon Musk presentation. He needs media training worse than anyone outside of the US president.