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It pretty much a Model 3 with a lift-kit and a higher trunk-line. Also it sits WAY too low to be remotely called an SUV - more like a tall hatchback.

Gross.

How desperate is the cash situation if TSLA needs to announce its lifted Model 3 variation a year and a half ahead of time for deposits?

Soooo...in 2020 we will see the $60k variant and 2024 we’ll get the $39k one.

So they were able to take a care with bad proportions and make them 10% worse?

what we need is a body kit to make it look like a Fiero with a Ferrari body kit.

I don’t even know my own gender, how would I even? *tosses penis over shoulder and walks off*

Opens trunk “HOLY SHIT THE ENGINE FELL OUT!!!”

And we can’t let Robert Gates off the hook either. From what I understand, he really spearheaded the idea to cut off F-22 production.

Fuck the Philippines, China can have them. Because look at the map: Nothing but thousands of miles of deep blue ocean to the east (US), and primarily Islamic Indonesia to the south.

The US is more than happy to train their pilots too. Also, Singapore, South Korea, Japan, and Australia train their pilots just fine.

So you are saying Singapore is incapable of training their pilots to effectively fly this airplane?

Who said the sports car market is tanking?

Well la-di-fucking-dah, mister fancy pants Tesla owner. Ohhh your Tesla can do something new this week? You don’t say. That’s real impressive. I’m really real impressed with your whizbang techmobile. Don’t mind me, I’m just installing an update to my own security system...

Alright everyone, close your eyes... Well, whatever you can do to help me take you on a word adventure....

It’s the Indianapolis 500, the hot sun is beating down on your shoulders. Lines of open wheeled cars line the pits of the brickyard, with crews attending to pre-race checks....

You’re waiting for the race to start,

This could be designed to escape the Corvette’s traditional market completely. Lot of young money in the Mid East and China, and they do buy a decent quantity of European sports cars. Whether that market is also already saturated and past its peak, and whether GM can export enough to make up for declines in the USDM,

Well done. Both a pun but also a nice sentiment about being accepting of all-seasons. 

If there’s anyone who disagrees with me

Are those two separate issues or one? If it didn’t say “Corvette” would it be ok?

Looks like someone took a Riley & Scott MkIII, sawzall’d out the middle, and wedged a Delica in there.