Why stop at convertible, go full speedster

My brain could hold useful information but now it just has minutia about a golf cart for elderly Chinese people.

So a Ford Ridgeline?

I’m looking forward to seeing the Ioniq 5. It’s not the most exciting thing in the world I guess, but based on their not so accidental leak, I’m putting my money on it being the first big non-Tesla EV hit.

*Nervous Laughter*

Don't forget "Best in class V8 fuel economy"

Jeep marketing department right now:

Mitsubishi would very much appreciate your 2 million

My new trillionaire fantasy is going to Mitsubishi and being like “call anyone who worked on the Pajero Dakar program 20 years ago and build me a singular brand-new street-legal SUV with a hilarious engine/transmission combo. Here’s two million bucks to get the ball rolling.”

I’m sorry but the car you just described is the new Grand Wagoneer. This car is pure sex on wheels.

Fuck that. I want a unicorn. Or a dragon. Or a map of Middle Earth. Pretty much anything would be better than a map of Detroit.

It would be hilarious if they went away for a few years/decades, and than made a triumphant Bronco-style return in some far off future where everyone is screaming for gaudy RWD land-boat sedans.

“You mean there are TWELVE different colors for my button lights? And they’re only $2.99 each? Why yes, I do need all of them.”

I see we frequent the same circles. “I am totally willing to pay for the horse armor digital background for my gauge clusters.”

Next up it’ll be fucking loot boxes. “YOU COULD GET AN ULTRA RARE SIX STAR TECHNOVIOLET M8 INDIVIDUAL COMPETITION!!!”

I don’t understand why I have to keep reiterating this. They work, they just flash in a color that the poors can’t perceive. 

If the gaming industry has taught us anything, it’s that corporations cannot be trusted with this type of option. This is the micro-transaction of cars. It’s a slippery slope that leads to users (you and me) getting absolutely fucked.

1st Gear: We get it. Jalopnik hates the current Silverado, hates big pickup trucks, doesn’t much like the people who buy them, and doesn’t like US automakers either.

What if we made a pickup that was punched in the face at birth, then strapped Chrysler Windsor quarter panels around the bed?

Toyota just really wanted a Half-Ton Solara pickup