Michael K calls her "our lady of Cheetos" because he is such a saucy bitch.

I spent a lot of time jamming to Britney secretly in the shower* over the past decade, so I also hope she gets through all this nonsense. All the ups, all the downs, all the wtfs... I just want there to be a rainbow at the end of this road.

*I spent about 3 minutes trying to decide if that sounded like I was talking…

I hear you (similar story myself in high school), but it really would help. I know a school board member who says they're looking into it around here, and according to the research they've seen later start times majorly boost test scores. And better test scores, as you know, do help with college.

Why does this not have more recommendations?!

It's not just a teenager thing. Adults with delayed sleep phase disorder deal with this, too. I actually cannot fall asleep before midnight unless I totally physically exhaust myself, and even then it's not always reliably possible.

I'm 41 years old and still have the issue of not being able to go to bed until late. My body will not cooperate no matter what I do.

Would you please consider running for president? You have my vote!

NOTHING should start before 10am, ever. School or work. Early mornings are for peasants.

None of that is helping, for sure! But I think part of what's driving the AAP's push is the research suggesting teens' bodies just flat don't want them awake so early, so even if they can go to bed earlier they're still swimming upstream. (Plus, hard as adjusting school schedules would be, it almost seems easier than…

This is a Can-Am Spyder. It is the dumbest thing I have ever seen, and I have graded high school English exams.

I shall ponder your butterfly query.

Me: I'm pregnant.

The family-owned newspaper I once worked for would only accept obituary announcement from funeral homes because dudes carried their own obituaries into newspapers to get out of paying child support.

The texts that murdered MY romance was the string of very explicit sexts between my wife of 10 years and her boss...

Was his name Walter White?

The terrifying thing is that this can really happen. It's called a dissociative fugue where one day you just disappear, and totally lose who you are. You don't just lose memory of your job or your family you also lose your personality and change completely. It's usually pretty short (days), but has been recorded…

Was his name Walter White?

Was his name Walter White?

And how did THAT work out for him?

seriously? how did that work out? I think I missed that lifetime movie... how does it end!?