See, you’re using things like logic and reasoning. These concepts are inconceivable to Americans 

it’s not news to me, but it’s never not impressive how fucking dumb healthcare is in the united states

...aaaaand you’ve fully outdone any parody of continental snobbery, so kudos on that. I present you with la légion d’honneur douchisme maximal. Wear it with pride.

I agree, but you do get a free Starbucks branded skateboard with every 10th one ordered, which you will need when they cut your feet off from the rapid onset adult diabetes.  

“Do you make sushi at home? I don’t.”

Seriously, how hard is it to at least match up a photo with what people are talking about. Might as well just make articles about newly released cars with just a photo of the written press release and no pictures.

A slideshow of screenshots of comments.

Why is does this even exist? I’m *this* close to removing Jalopnik from my daily read.

Underglow (aka Street Glow) or neon lights. I’ve always been interested in lighting effects, so combining that with cars is a winner in my book. It gives the car that extra pop! and screams ‘look at me!’. The running joke my buddies and I had was that we were all allowed one ricer/ridiculous fun mod. I chose…

I keep seeing recommendations for/bottles of vinegar-based drinks and .... no. I don’t like anything more sour than lemon in my beverages. I don’t get why people want to drink vinegar. (I also think kombucha is gross, for the record.)

Extemely Niche Shop’s Moving Sparks Extremely Niche Outrage

That’s actually not true. Major brands like Kraft and Hellmans actually do use sugar in their mayonnaise. Moreso if you’re getting the “light” mayo.

I dislike sweet relishes.

I think it’s hilarious to see a bunch of what I assume are ‘Muricans arguing with a French person about what “real” mayonnaise is. I bet most have no clue it’s actually a roughly 250 year old thing that has it’s exact origins debated but for sure in France.

Wow, this exactly mirrors my opinion, even the part about staying to until 2am to finish watching it.  But only because I started late in the afternoon and paused to watch some live/recorded TV.

10/10 would try them. I’ve eaten crickets (we keep cricket powder in the house for protein), ants, and other bugs. Better than just letting them go to waste.

“Getting caught up in the ‘oh that’s nice’ detracts from the ‘holy shit,”

Red red wine...

It’s always weird when the internet wires cross and someone from another dimension posts.  Clearly you are unaware of how good he was in our dimensions version of Black Panther 

You have gold diggers pursuing you, you are set to inherit a metric* butt-load of money, and, most of all, you have a realistic view of your own insecurities; are you trying to make Savage Nobody jealous?

The shark gets to keep the leg, but he doesn’t get a lousy tooth?  This is White Shark Privilege at it’s worst.