saucepan and knife.  one can survive without the rest. 

I’m quarantined over 30 days already, and not going anywhere, and my liquors are almost gone, but always helpful to remember the original cocktail formula:

What’s the actual cutoff age?

Ditto amazon prime in the UK, tho annoyingly those 'short treks' don't seem to be available anywhere

“Medieval porn music” had me laughing pretty good.

Fancy Kristen?

Pretty sure the aircraft carrier with the jacked up toilet system in the previous post is the most brown.

Meanwhile Cuomo doesn’t want to say “shelter in place” because it reminds him of nuclear war. Even with low estimates it seems this will probably kill more people than nuclear war ever did. Comparing it to war is perfectly valid imo.

I liked Aeon Flux. Saw it twice. *scurries away*

“We try to give people the opportunity to make something of themselves sand improve their station in life...” How in any way does it seem like France is not providing this opportunity? The opportunity to succeed in France is *greater* because the chance of failure and destitution has been lessened. It’s not a…

So many yankees forget our debt to France. Students of history remember, though.

We repaid with 20 years’ worth of Paris Review subscriptions.

In fairness, we also named about a million places after the Marquis de Lafayette.

*glancing up from revolutionary war textbook,* Merci, by the way.

Nope, I rent one like an adult instead of inconveniencing people I like.

Nah, the cranky ones are young now. The olds have fucking ruined the world for us, so we have something to be pissed about. 

If it is priced right, this will absolutely work in Europe. You don't have to live in a city centre to consider this either, the range is over 300 km.

So basically this but meticulously documented and elegantly structured (except all the documentation in the code is in French)? Sweet deal!

This. I have *asked* to speak French in the US because they think it’s exotic and pretty and whatever (and mind you I speak Quebec French - which most people in Canada do not think is pretty).