*glancing up from revolutionary war textbook,* Merci, by the way.

[insert A-Train joke here]

Nope, I rent one like an adult instead of inconveniencing people I like.

Nah, the cranky ones are young now. The olds have fucking ruined the world for us, so we have something to be pissed about. 

If it is priced right, this will absolutely work in Europe. You don't have to live in a city centre to consider this either, the range is over 300 km.

So basically this but meticulously documented and elegantly structured (except all the documentation in the code is in French)? Sweet deal!

This. I have *asked* to speak French in the US because they think it’s exotic and pretty and whatever (and mind you I speak Quebec French - which most people in Canada do not think is pretty).

BUT THIS IS THE INTERNET AND YOU MUST BE 100% CORRECT EVERY SINGLE TIME OR OTHERWISE FACE THE CONSEQUENCES

Well yeah, see? It does do something now; it gets you murdered by rats. 😂

Nah, it made sense. It was pretty clear that you were not here in the US.

Was more of a poor persons joke. Not super expensive but costs more than most of our cheap stuff. For example:

Awesome!

I had the distinct pleasure of driving from Austria, through Switzerland, France, and Italy and back to Austria. Good lord your highways are so much better than ours. Better signage, better lanes, better condition, and WAY FREAKING BETTER rest stops. My wife and I were completely blown away. Also, people know how to…

I have a PhD in paleoclimatology from the University of Colorado.

Just surface rust. As in; the only surface left is rust.

Aww it looks so good!!!! I hate saying I like the Twingo more when it comes to the twins but it rocks it so good.

Hehe, yeah us Americans drew the short stick. I still don’t know why they never imported the four door here. Certainly it would have sold better than the more limited two door. And this is coming from someone that owns four fortwos!

One fine morning...we overcame! Some women got some justice.

What are the rectangular panels behind the front wheels?