Yeah but it’s used so much as a singular too, and I categorically refuse to use “all y’all”... Y’all never makes things easy :p

I’m not blaming her, I’m blaming america.
And English I guess for not having a plural for “you” and making things confusing to some people.

Why in the everloving fuck would you call some “food” that’d get a dog sick “puppy chow” ?
This is fucking chocolate, which is poisonous to dogs, mixed with peanut butter, which dogs love. That’s like, the perfect way to fucking murder a dog...

This is just ... heartbreakingly stupid.

Nah, lots and lots of women love themselves a hot mess of a guy, and this one has the massive benefit of looking like one, but not actually being one. He’s rich, employed, stable, and looks like every loser ex boyfriends every women keeps dreaming about while having sex with their accountant husbands.

I was never as…

So much taxpayers money, when y’all could’ve just released him and followed him around for a couple weeks...

Yeah and then it’d still be your fault for eating at an art experience called fucking “Bro” lol ^^

Nah, the reason is because they start it off with very questionable tasting meat and lots of rice.

And before anybody comes at me for this... Go eat a bowl of unseasoned, only cooked, taco meat. That shit is disgusting. The hot sauce is there to correct that.

And I’m pretty sure the entire world agrees british food is…

Yeah... Sometimes failing has consequences other than learning tho. Like you becoming a grandparent when your kid is still in high school.
I’d be careful about my local laws before letting my kids fail at birth control lol...

I started getting into my dads condom drawer when I was 15...
And considering back then he had been with the same lady for 10 years, I’m guessing the drawer was actually only ever used by me. There was never a talk about it, he just casually left the drawer open the morning after he first saw I had a girlfriend. The…

don’t ever search for stuff people mention on the internet, it’s like rickrolling yourself. Except now you get ads for a couple months after it ^^

That was my first reaction reading this ...

well, tapas is filling tho. Paper and foam and shit served over 4.5h is ... not ^^

That’s not true.
I’ve been to quite a few mich’ starred restaurants and I have never left hungry. Ever.

This is not about the star. It’s about the type of restaurant. Molecular gastro type places are 90% art performance, 10% food. The issue is in the kind of restaurant, not the fact that it is starred.

Why would you have anything to say to the waiter ? They brought you 27 fucking course, and you are the one that chose to visit a crappy art installation for lunch.

Salty would probably tell you to tip insanely, but this is europe, servers are not slave-beggars by tradition. Do as you want ^^

maybe she meant a 12 year old warehouse worker, but I don’t know why stealing his pallet has to do with the champagne thing. But hey, wood is freakin expensive ^^

And also I knew what a good wine tasted like at 12. She just sucks, ages has nothing to do with it ...

Kinda jealous as well. I don’t tend to open anything older than 30, because the chance it’ll be crap is generally high, but then again, if they can trace how it was stored from the begining, and it checks out, why the hell not (If of course you consider 60k “enjoyable experience” money ^^)

Since this never moved and…

Why do you keep calling this wine ?
Champagne is not wine.

And also, very surprised they opened it, but oh well, some people have the funds to gamble 60k, so why the hell not ^^

it’s pretty stupid. Teslas are kinda ugly, have crappy factory build quality, and this removed all the redeeming qualities of it, while also adding the “extensive homemade modifications” standard issues.

I mean, fun idea, cool youtube vids, really, really stupid car I’d definitely never want to ride in.
I’d be more…

Why ? The only good thing about teslas are the electric part. This one is just another ugly sedan that runs crappily and has tons of building flaws.

No, no they aren’t ?
They are the least crazy and genetically flawed of the bunch, but they’re still space nazis. They are the poster boys of it all, they’re literal space aryans. They’re what Hitler had wet dream about.

And I say that as an Ultramarine painter (I don’t play anymore but I like painting, and I like…