Out here, in red menace socialist France, all your questions are answered by public paid ads on TV and the radio, heard the one about who should get boosters on my way to work this morning ... And apaprently yes, you should get one, so you chose right ^^

I really don’t know what to tell you other than I wish you’ll see…

There is also the whole “trying to capture” the giant eagle...
Caging your symbol of freedom is pretty on point with the whole thing y’all got going on in those past few years, so yeah, why not ^^

Your government is bankrupt.
Stop teaching people that can finally live in good conditions how to pay less tax, and tax the everloving shit out of the rich.

Match their speed
Sneak behind them
Trip them.
Walk over them.

That’d be a solid get rich quick thing... ^^
Get some funky old truck renovated, get 5 or so quarter wheel raclette machines, find a cheese producer (that’s probably gonna be the hardest part) serve the cheese on some whatever fries inside mason jars or some shit... Profit !

But then I’d have to scrape cheese for…

I like raw onions, they’re great... As long as I’m alone for the next like, 8h... :D

and huskies aren’t stupid and should definitely not be put in a corner because their dumbass owners live in a stupidass tiny homes and are completely disregarding the fact that those are worker dogs that are supposed to be able to run…

that is a very vague sandwich name, you should be careful ordering it. You got the meat right, but they could always serve you lettuce roots and tomato stalks.

bacon pig, lettuce leaves and tomato fruit is right :)

You seem to have taste buds that matches your username :D

First, get some bacon, invite whomever for breakfast, and get the stash back. (find some dogs if you have to, but don’t eat 5 pounds of bacon yourself, you’re too old for this shit ^^)
Second, Curry mayo.
Third, and this one is a big one: Truffle mayo.

the difference is kinda noticeable... Crème fraîche is not suposed to be, well, sour ^^
I mean, unless you go a few days past expiration date, then sure, it’s pretty much the same stuff :)

that’s because american mayo is not mayo...
It’s a rancid satanic copyright infrigement ^^

Actual mayo taste nothing like miracle whip, or like any of y’all whiteass sugary mayo :) 

Reason why I love my usual lunch sandwich place: actual sandwich sleeves.
I can drench my dwich in all the mayo and every chicken bit that slides off is caught in the sleeve, and I either eat it if I brought the sandwich back to work, or give it to my cat when I go home to eat it.

Oh, ok then ^^
This is miles out of my music tastes range, never heard of that band or the song :)

Hey there, Humbolt is also quite a magnificent forest ... :D

This is the only actual gateway from weed to other stuff.
If it’s illegal, you gotta find a dealer, which very often will have other stuff, so if you’re ever interested, you already know where to find it.

But the whole “you’ll end up injecting heroine in your eyeballs because you smoked weed” is just not true. You might…

Somebody else in the comments said he shredded the cash, bleached it, and mixed it into the blotches of paint...
I reaaaaaally hope it’s true ^^

He’s a multi millionaire, so that’d probably be a dumb move ^^
Also down south from Denmark is Germany, which are both europe and would be useless ^^
Try east, you can probably be safe in Russia maybe... idk really, we don’t have a major non extradition place right next to us like y’all do :)

YES!
But maybe don’t knock on the vast majority of artist selling them in order to eat their next meal.
blame the already rich ones, the ones selling meme NFTs, but yeah I know a couple artists that have survived covid and barely managed to not get evicted because they sold NFTs.

I own a pretty major original piece from…

Most artists selling NFTs, like, a huuuuuge majority of them, do so in order to be able to eat.

Blame the dozen or so multi millionnaire ones doing it also just to grab more cash, and the massive idiots buying them, not the ones that started doing it in order to not be evicted from their home now.

I get your point, but like ...
Watch Spider-Man 3.
Then come back to me on what you would say to someone you meet telling you they dropped 100k on one of the suits from that movie.

My answer would probably involve some dance moves ... :D