I’m by no means an expert, but quick searches of french language croissant recipes points to 3/4lbs of butter for 2 dozens being on the very, very low side. Like half what our recipes call for^^

The big problem with GBBO is the first B. I don’t doubt they have talent, but I’ll always doubt they have taste ... 
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“or pretending the shop is riding on this job”

“I live on a 3M Property with about 2M worth of cars on it, and I’m paid a ton to show it to you, but this one resto of a sub 100k car could bankrupt me”

Fuckin hell, those shows would be soooo much better if they stopped doing that...

You get Netflix money, we all freaking…

Because it’ll fuck the planet up faster, duh ^^

the Cosmogoat sounds like an awesome idea ^^
I need to try that, I went to pick up cheese at lunch break and I’m going for fruits after work. Thx for the idea :)

I’m bummed they weren’t good, but then I looked at the picture a bit better and found the reason why.

There is a UK flag on those abominations. No real need to look any further...

This looks nice, you’re damn good :)

And your croissants look perfect, better that those from the boulangerie I get mine at lol, but yeah, I can just see from the photo they don’t have enough butter for my taste :)

The rule for croissants (for me) is the same as the rule for cheesesteak (from fresh prince): If after a…

You’re weird...
Plus I’m french, so I win.

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(To each their own I guess :) )

Non-alcoholic...canned...wine...
*Right eye starts twitching furiously*

I’ve eaten thousands of croissants in my life, and in my experience, the layering is really not that important.
A smooched croissant is still delicious, and the bigger, puffier one also tend to be the driest.
The best ones usually being those that deflate themselves because of the weight of the butter and that you can’t…

If we ever do, I trust someone will blow the lid and start digging.

(Grain of salt because I’ve read that so long ago and forgot where, but:) Funniest part is, the tech that would’ve been needed to realistically fake it to that level...
It didn’t exist back then ^^

In today’s news: Brilliant artist is a massive idiot.

Humanity is too stupid to use the internet.

I live in rural france and the only time I ever drive more that 46 miles in one go is when I go on vacation.

This is exactly fine. I see quite a few ami and tweezy around on my commute...

VSP are almost entirely used by people that lost their licence, not by kids.
Very few parents want their kids in a car at 16 in europe.

Also, I’ve seen quite a few Ami on the road already. I wouldn’t call it a fail.
Hell, I would get one for my daily commute in a heartbeat if I had a second parking spot or somehow got…

You have weird friends ^^

Is this reminder actually needed ?
Who on earth throw bacon grease before cooking the eggs ?

I mean, except for the people that way overindulged and now cannotdo it anymore because they’d literally die, but they definitely don’t need that reminder either lol ^^

Would you look at that, the Nivrvana baby turned into a capitalistic manbaby.

lol, McDonald’s...Good...
I love how you’re saying that so casually ^^

And yet Redbull had to pay for not giving us wings ...

The justice system is so ... Shit ? Yeah, I’m gonna go with shit.

Oh shit it’s been 2 years ?

I’ve stuck with her folding methods and having an awesome looking dresser full of really well arranged clothes for 2 years ?

On the other hand, it means the 2 big bags of clothes I have to donate have been gathering dust in my spare bedroom for 2 years now. Fuckin hell I’m doing it this…