Burfict is an idiot and a total scumbag on the field. His hit on Brown was bad, his hit a few weeks prior on Maxx Williams was worse. Neither have any place in football.

The telecast last night showed three separate hits from Steelers on Bengals that necessitated rules changes. But yeah, the Bengals are the team that is solely responsible...

This guy right here gets it.

Really? You’re going to sit there with a straight face and say Burfict is a dirty player but not mention that Shazier and the entire Steeler franchise is known for being a bunch of dirty assholes that intentionally try to hurt players?

Aqib Talib is a scumbag. He is a Vontaze Burfict/Draymond Green level of dirty goon.

Great point. I don’t really know what kind of system the NFL has in place for their players, but I know the NHL has a highly regarded program in place for players who face addiction problems. I’m pretty sure that if players voluntarily enter the program, they can’t lose their salary.

Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

Nah when you’re an addict you drink to just feel normal enough to be able to do basic activities.

Addicts. You’d be amazed the shit we attempt and what we’re on while we’re using.

It’s also a reminder to fans that they shouldn’t jump on every suspended NFL player with their DURRR POTHEAD COULDN’T STAY OFF THE WEED DURRR takes. It also is ridiculous that the NFL’s answer to “helping” addicted players is taking away their primary source of structure and a major source of social support in their…

Kinda like how I got sick of the “after 9/11, the Yankees really need this one” narrative. I guess 4 of the previous 5 wasn’t enough for those spoiled bastards. Buncha Veruca Salts...

Wait, you want a PF to put an illegal screen on Beverly because Ball can’t hold his own, but Beverly is the weak one?

I am a firm believer that if enough opposing players fuck with him on the court, he’ll turn into a bust. Domineering fathers produce mentally fragile sons. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW 

We have offices in different cities. It is referred to as a “branch”. Like on a tree

In the past 5 years, I have attended 2 Nationals playoff games for free (2012 against the Cardinals and 2014 against the Giants) because it was 4 hours before the game started and nobody in the office had claimed the company tickets for the game.

They will never win a Super Bowl with Dan Snyder as the owner.

Irsay is all about pills. Peyton has the needles.

Do think he would have written that if Gordon Hayward had left?

Gary Sanchez has a Howitzer for an arm, but he handles baseballs like the glowing rocks from Temple of Doom