Not in Trump's America. He turns into a cement mixing truck, while Bumble-Bee has to build the wall after catching some Mexican radio stations.

Uh…Huh?

Someone needs to get a visit from Henry real soon. Rooker is an appropriate level badass.

Hey, Harrison Ford looked to be having a, for him, good time in that movie. The above quote should apply to Bruce Willis, which is why Ford shits all over him in the movie.

"They gave their dog away, and it turned up on the street malnourished."

Hell, wanting to fuck your daughter is no big thing.

NO WINS (against Blue Demon)! He has your number Santo.

Nothing beats getting smashed in the chest by a drunk college student trying to mosh during a Car Seat Headrest concert in a forest. The band is just too damn good to be spoiled.

"Fuck you / I won't do what you tell me"

Whataburger is the best fast food burger chain.

In one scene, he lifts his arm and for a brief second you can see the manila colored fat suit.

I watched the newest season with my sister, and I just couldn't get over how bad the fake stomach looked on Pablo Escobar. Like, the actor was good, but his face and arms were not proportionate to the size of his belly.

When are they finally gonna find Chris Benoit's killer?

Couldn't go all the way with the smoking huh? Who's gonna be laying in that deathbed now? Quitter.

What kind of woman likes a tall, built, charismatic, handsome guy? That's fucking ridiculous. They prefer bottom feeding uggos, like Ricky.

No Wires and Waves? Glendora? Science vs Romance? The Frug? Always? Asshole? Don't Deconstruct? Small Figures in a Vast Expanse?

"40 oz Dream" is a mashup of "Punk Rock 101" and "1985." Listen to the pre-chorus for PR101 and the Verse and Chorus for 1985. As a person who's first concert was Bowling For Soup and was a Good Charlotte fan, (I was 12 and my musical tastes weren't refined (still love those two BFS records, GC not so much)) this is…

Belladonna stars in: "The Gapes of Wrath."

My Cinemark has reclining seats. Although I do prefer AMC or Alamo Draft House.

Be mad at 20 years ago.