DANGER BART SIMPSON! DANGER! DANGER!

Why am I wearing Watermelons on my feet?

Even the President of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked

All
Day
I
Dream
About
Swift

Metalocalypse hasn't been on in years. #PlanetPiss

I got a replacement iPhone 5s for literally $1 last year. I'm gonna upgrade to the next iPhone later this year for like $100.

Murderface hasn't been on TV in years. #PlanetPiss

The fact that Mike Huckabee is like the only proponent on TV for bass players is really depressing.

One of us should be smart Hogan, and you're clearly not an option.

Why don't you ask Vince for a sp…oh, never mind. He dumped your ancient ass.

I can appreciate what they're doing, but man…that was a chore. It was so stilted and wooden. The only one who had any charisma was the woman who hasn't acted since fucking 1994. If you're gonna do famous scenes, at least be competent actors. It doesn't really make a statement when the video looks mediocre in…

Say. That mustache looks a flimsy, Mr….Snrub, is it?

Go back to Hacking and playing WCW Nitro on the N64, brother. Jimmy the King needs you.

Oh Mr. Snrub. These comments are why we don't give you our excess cash flow.

"We need an article to generate clicks."

Dammit. Now I have to tell women I write for 2 Broke Girls. It's the prefect lie. It's a show everyone's heard of, but that no one has seen.

"These Wildings, I'm sure, some are very good people. They're criminals, they're rapists. They're coming through our gates."

Keep those White Walkers out! For now.

Believe me, I'm…familiar with her work. I knew I misspelled her name almost immediately after I posted this.

It's Greek health food. Just let the business open. It'll be closed in three months.