I didn't even read the article. I may not be seeing some of you after this morning, so I just wanted to say that I appreciate you all. Especially you Qweef Latina, you were my favorite of all.

Well, boys, and girl, if this is the last ride for some of us, we might as well go out in style.

Haha…had you keep up with the news like that?

Hey, leave Kinja alone. Just because it's a terrible doesn't mean it's bad. It's a sweet aggregator with feelings.

“The AV Club and Kinja were in the closet making comments and I saw one of the comments and the comment looked at me!”

That's what Paul Blart 2 so interesting to watch. Everyone pretended that they weren't about to be crushed by an all powerful asteroid. They just did their wacky hijinks. It's actually quite beautiful.

“As Thomas Jefferson once said, ‘Who’s that light-skinned girl over by the butter churn?”

Jude Law and the Semester Abroad. Jesus Christ a close second. That constant bass, my friends.

Now wait just a minute, our comments are twice as smart as the commenters from Shellbyville. Let's have him just post the idea, so we can upvote it.

My favorite hack comedian told me that. He mentioned it while talking about how his girlfriend had just broken up with him.

This looks like one of those comfy movies that is totally stupid and pointless, but that you end up watching whenever it's on TBS or TNT.

Succinct. Perfectly states the correct sentiment. I share this feeling. Nice work.

I started Pre-K in 1997. Kool-Aid Bursts and Batman and Robin are 1997 personified to me, because that's what I remember liking at that age.

I don't know who this guy is, but fuck yeah. I'm all for getting Greg Abbott out of office. Pieces of shit like him and Cruz are giving Texas a really bad name. The state is way more progressive than these garbage bags would have you think. The Democrats can take back office in the next few years, I honestly believe…

"Yeah, hi Roy."

He was to busy being a shitty guy.

Counting Crowe's Shrek 2 song is just a lower tempo version of that Del Amitri song.

The narration really interferes during the dinner scene where Jennifer Connelly figures out her husband is interested in Kate Winslet. I think it's such a well directed scene, and it gets the point across completely without the narration.

Nah, they do that at lots of schools. My high school did it the Friday before the first day of school. It's just a way to meet new people, so you can have at least one friend when the school year starts. They show movies and play music, order pizza, typical party stuff.

Ah, Little Children. It takes a special kind of movie to be good while involving both middle aged men playing football and a pedophile jerking off in a car.