Better.

Can't wait for the sequel, "Bad Dads." "Jason Segal, Aziz Ansari, and Damon Wayans JR. decide to let loose. They cheat on their wives and leave their families. They fight child support and start drinking secretly before just giving up the secret and driving drunk. They drift from their children, and eventually find…

You're the first. Other than Lucy Punch and Timberlake, nobody seemed to give a shit that they were in that movie. Poor Lucy Punch. She seemed to star only in movies that looked like they might be successful, but then weren't.

I, like most of America, didn't remember that show existed.

Imagine working all your life just to be led to some stairs when you die.

As they say in Spanish…[burp!]

"Ah, I hate spending time with my grandparents. They're so lame."
[Cut to a grandpa wearing a back words cap and sun glasses, shredding an electric guitar]
"Woah!"

From the producers of Bad Teacher, Bad Santa, Bad Words and Bad Moms, "Bad Movie." Because sometimes you can judge a book by it's cover.

So…you don't like it then? I'll make sure to tell your mother about this next time I see her.

"Why I Oughta Be Your Dog" is my favorite Stooges song.

They're alcoholics, the unemployable, and angry loners.

Okay, you're starting to encroach on my safe space, and I'm starting to feel an aggressive and determined amount of "Trump" in your writings. Please stop attacking me. I'm already snapchatting these comments, and crafting an artisanal Mahogany plaque of my non-consent to Etsy. If you don't mind, my "Lemonade" reaction…

When you have an unpopular position, you gotta preface it. That way, everyone knows it's a cornball move.

Bro. Calm down, put away the Tapout T-shirt, turn off the Van Halen, set the Monster Energy drink on the table, and get a fucking clue.

I think it's an unpopular stance to take, but I personally believe that a woman shouldn't be sexually harassed. That's just me.

You know what's stayed the same Santo? Blue Demon's victory over you.

"Eh, I've been with a guy who's into scales before."

Straight fire from this guy. Keep the post alive.

I can't talk about this anymore, it's giving me a headache. Ah, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.

Well, you should've suggested them a Paul Blartel collection. He fall over…on a segway….HAHAHAHAHAHAH