It's like, people only do things because they get paid. That's just really sad.

Everyone knows that Sid grew up to be Brink. Then, when the acting dried up, he had to take a job at the local garbage dump.

El Santo, you puto, Blue Demon never forgets.

Cause butts are hot and legs are sexy. Duh. Sex sells. Why do you think they photoshop the hell out of Jay Baruchel so that he's barely recognizable?

"Unbearable Small Talk that Leads to Bloody Betrayal" is my favorite Joe Swanberg anthology entry

That Kevin Smith. Such a punk rock, DIY, burn other peoples money guy. He rules.

That's the joke.

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I am a frugal spender, so when I want to watch VR porn, I just have sex.

That can't be a college student. I don't see any consent papers, and I'm pretty sure that there isn't enough space in that car for each "individual" to have their own safe space.

Then obviously you don't enjoy it the right way.

I thought these comments would be a lot rockier. That John Denver is full of shit.

No. If the best thing Hockey has done is be a symbolic victory for America in the Cold War, then that should tell you all about it's relevance. Terry Bradshaw was still winning Super Bowls the last time Americans cared about hockey. Your sport is #basicaf. #PapaBless

Forgot how fucking old the players that LeBron had to carry every year to the playoffs were.

My Spurs reigning over the West for two decades straight without Kobe and Shaq in LA. Quad-peating from 1999-2003, then two more titles in 05 and 07. Another title in 2009, and a last ditch run stopping LeBron's Heat titles at three.

Pun game continues to be on point.

The Rock is too famous.
Batista is on the outs with WWE, and is too big.

You know, it's one thing to want to cash in on the name value I get that. But all those sequels have higher budgets and production values. I'd rather they put the cash in like one or two good actors, and then film them with other garbage actors and shitty aesthetics and let it be magic.

"Don't kidnap me, motherfucker."

It's the King Shark vs Red Tornado movie.