Spidey-a, you think you can take on Ray Bradstone-a?

Peter Parker is Spider-Man? WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

"Why is Larry David’s vanity on Curb Your Enthusiasm so endearing and amusing while Hannah’s is so off-putting and infuriating?"

He looks like the z-grade meathead antagonists and Baxters from 90's and late 80's blockbusters.

Keep Dollar Tree Patrick Warburton and Annette O'Toole away from my head lookers.

I always wore an onion on my belt when I went to get a handjob from your mom, as was the style at the time.

Short-shaming? Manlets, pretending like they're people. Will they ever learn?

Walt huge gap > Q > Sunday Jeff > Dave > Bryan > Get' Em Steve Dave

Papa Bless you.

Are we supposed to act like that post image doesn't look like the non-union Brooklyn equivalent of a Wes Anderson press picture?

It's like an early version of Vine and Tunblr videos. In fact, it's just as funny.

Yeah, it's usually the Spanish movies that get that rating.

He's the A-Rod of his era.

Maybe the show can take place in a large aquarium, and Hardwick will drown along with whatever middling TV star he can get to stomach him for 60 minutes.

Hey, can I wear my man-dles and man-scape in that man cave? This is how yuppie bro dads talk, right? #myhairgameisonfleek

Yeah, they'll probably give you the chair.

Oh, Right. I hate liars.

Then you ain't doing it right.

Aw, shit. I killed God. No wait, no I didn't. God's not dead.

Get over it. Watch the episode and find out who they're talking about.