You made me giggle! Mostly, I think it is hilaaaaarious that Kim thinks someone is spoiled/overindulged.

Right? Holy shit, is she having a moment of clarity or something?

I didn't know Jenny McCarthy was capable of that level of self-reflection.

I will watch that indie movie.

No, Kanye, they're all great. Yep, these too. Yes, and those. Am I getting a lunch break soon?

My posts aren't posting. Can anyone see this? :|

Crotchtacean: The new lingerie line from Red Lobster.

Has anyone read Greg Sestero's book? It's honestly worth your time - strange and interesting and funny. I mean, assuming you love Tommy Wiseau and The Room. Which I do.

Especially reading all the effort she went through specifically to keep it under wraps. Her dad set it all up. She had a BURNER PHONE. She legit knew the only way out was to ghost like motherf'ing Casper.

uh yeah. that's literally leaving a cult 101. you don't give the fuckers time to change your mind with their creepy mind games.

"He feels betrayed because he claims Katie never gave him any warning she was leaving him."

I only got 54 seconds in to that shite before I had to stop it. I'm never getting those seconds back which gives me a sad :(

I could have died happier being ignorant of it's existance.

...and why are we paying the bills for all those guys in black suits, and everything they eat while they're working, and probably even the black suits and sunglasses? Why are you so wasteful of the public resources, Obam-man?

Reading Sondheim's assessment, I actually don't disagree with him.

I don't think I've seen any of Jeff Ross' "comedic" work that wasn't attached to a roast. If it wasn't for Comedy Central, the only outlet for Ross' material would be the mirror in his bathroom.

I love you.