Now, if everyone could step aside and line-up in an orderly fashion, our officers will trample all over your rights as quickly as possible. Thank you for your patience.
No, I think it's just a review of Nicole Kidman's last movie.
Suge Knight was arrested. The Backstreet Boys are back (with a new documentary). I wore Doc Martens to work today. It's the '90s again, y'all. Oh, how I've missed you, flannel.
But I thought the whole point of women going to school was to get a Mrs. degree? Has Princeton Mom steered us wrong?
Yeah but it's Whitney Cummings. No one else was available? No one? How about someone from the studio audience?
See? You can choose you, without legally binding yourself to yourself. What happens when you realize later what a terrible person you are? The logistics of dividing up your possessions is just a nightmare.
It boils down to 2009: He was designated by the Republicans to deliver the rebuttal to the President's State of the Union. He completely botched it — he came off as amateurish and over-rehearsed. That cooled things off considerably. They wanted someone to swing hard at Obama out of the gate. And, with that…
Jindal knows full well that an amendment to the U.S. Constitution will never actually happen.
So he can be ignored by twice as many people?
Alabama Sanctity of Marriage Amendment
Ooh, a classic game of Build, Eat, Grow. Okay, I'll play:
He's really deep.
Who knew that Ralph Wiggum would grow up to be such an asshole?
Methinks his partner was already familiar with Shaun's "minimal effort" sexually long before this injury.
All this ginned-up controversy is still not going to get American Sniper nor Bradley Cooper an Oscar. The film was thoroughly mediocre and ham-fisted; it was as subtle as a bullet (which is apropos, I guess). It was like trying to shove Platoon into a heart-shaped candy box.
Yes, wouldn't everything to be spelled correctly in a tweet about educational policy. That would actually make sense.