Oh so its funny when they fall off the wagon, but not when I do?

Are there going to be any good QBs left in the league?

It is legitimately terrifying on so many levels that he sees people who criticize him as people who criticize America. Biff the Dipshit cannot process that people who don’t love him still love the country.

The slowness by which Bills fan bystanders tend to him (not to mention the fact they held onto their beers) is as 1:1 on-brand as it gets.

I dont recall ever seeing a player react like Juju did here. I wonder if Rudolph perhaps wasnt even breathing properly at the time. That was a “i’m scared that my teammate might actually die right now” type of reaction.

they should probably start the layoffs with their fucking HR department, because they sound hideous. 

The hole from which the deuce drops is not worthy of praise.

You know who looked better than Kirk Cousins yesterday? Teddy Bridgewater. You like that?

You also just more or less described the Bears. The only two teams in the division with good QBs are the Packers and the Lions, which have had issues with the running game and defense. This year, both of those teams look to have improved in those areas. Meanwhile, the Bears and Vikings have the best defenses, but are…

Imagine if you’re a Vikings fan. Three years ago you thought you had the team to win it all. You had a ridiculous defense and an up-and-coming star at quarterback. Everything changes during one practice, forever altering the franchise. You lose said quarterback to a freak injury; one that almost costed him a limb. You…

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

Reading this, I felt not schadenfreude, not anger, but... sadness. Not for Trump, of course—no, fuck him and his minions with a hydraulic press, and then fire the pulpy leftovers into the sun—but for the country. There are so many profoundly stupid people in this country who have blindly followed him up to now and…

I think you’ve now proven via logic what we’ve all long suspected: people at all levels of government with access to classified information actively withhold information from him (or otherwise play dumb with him regarding what information they actually have or can provide) because they know he’s unfit for office.

Think about this:

If Sendejo had come in to wrap up and tackle instead of turning himself into a human missile, this wouldn’t have happened.

What the hell is Barnett even doing? Why is he diving head long at a guy stood up to knock him up field. The play is dumb and compounded by this egregious head shot.

Fuck this shit.

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thinks he talks like a bad knockoff of 80's mobsters. It’s like this dipshit watched Goodfellas and thought that was how to criminal properly.

Yep.

Exactly. He has the same mindset as the internet trolls who installed him in office— he honestly thinks “I didn’t say the exact words! Therefore, TOTALLY EXONERATED! Nanny nanny poo poo!” will stand up in court, because it works for him and his fans online. He thinks the “technicality” trick will work, he thinks the…