The thing about crowning achievements is that some societies are so starved of leadership that they’ll bestow rule with the least forethought. Defeating a backwards rabble of pirates is hardly the foundation of government.

Didn’t even have to wait 12 hours. 

The road game @ Miami has been a trap game for years ever since Tony Sparano undressed Belichik with the wildcat that one time

Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

You sweet summer child. 

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

There is no next team, he’s done.

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

A) Good

NFL: here is a bajillion dollars. All you have to do is not be a despicable moron for few years, we good?

So true. I mean, in Diablo III it’s all right click, right click, sometimes left click? Then you potion, and then BOOM! RIGHT CLICK! You get some active skills and some passives and oh man, depth! EXCITEMENT! Its gameplay isn’t at all like a shinier, smoothier rehash of Diablo II (with a better loot system and without…

I’m genuinely surprised this wasn’t mostly a review of Randy Pitchford.

Here’s my review:

Man the steelers really got themselves a cheap very productive player.

Simmons: Right.

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

Can we root for them to be so bad that the 1972 Dolphins retroactively have their perfect season stripped so we never have to hear about it again?

This is a cart fire, you’re thinking of a dumpster fire, easy mistake.

I thought they played the Browns last week? 

My dad says it’s because he’s a quitter and only cares about collecting a paycheck instead of winning.