One slight error in the story. The location it happened, RM 2222 at the 5600 block of Mount Bonnell Road, is in west Austin, not east. That it happened there doesn’t surprise me. It’s a fun road to drive because of the turns on it but it’s also very dangerous because of the ups and down and turns. I HATE pulling out…

Let us not dwell on the question of how a strained calf managed to become a high ankle injury

If this poor guy didn’t have bad himself, he wouldn’t have any himself at all.

+1(st of the month)

Office is such a strange product. Like most people I use a tiny miniscule fraction of what it can do and if they hadn’t (like assholes) swapped from .doc to .docx a few years ago, I’d still be using a version even older than the one I use now...if they went to like .docz I think I’d honestly just swap to google docs.…

Small Little Bone was the worst rapper in Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony don’t @ me. 

Fuck boomers, they’re singlehandedly responsible for the mass exodus of “Made in America” and then in their senile, milkshake and bagel dementia turn around and cry about how manufacturing left the US. Fucking cancers. The faster boomers die the better. Fuck those shitstains

I'm more worried about the Boomers who *aren't* aging.

“Move the fuck on No Body Gives A fuck about You Or your problems”

Thankfully, this particular situation was quickly defused because one of the officers attending the incident lives in Bugha’s neighbourhood and recognised the teen.

Which dick are you looking at? This streaker dude has all kinds of turtleneck.

Hey man, they suspended Incognito for the first two games. 

So, does the NFL do anything at all to help out a player having a mental health crisis or are they just on their own for that?

Based on what he says, if any of that sweat is on his back he is gonna get deported.

Does he have a side specialty in Chapter 7 law?

This reply is burfict.

FIFY

I must have been on the cusp of a cycle or a no-hitter during my entire baseball career as a kid because none of my teammates ever spoke to me.

Oooooh, a different flavor of whatabout. Almost refreshing.

Opiates, my dear, have a useful, legal, life-saving purpose at their heart.  It’s the perversities of income inequality and chronic underemployment and overprescribing since it’s cheaper than physical therapy or rehab that has turned them into  scourge.  Two different animals.