It took me a minute to realize those were two photos side by side, and not one photo showing one Thunder player doubled over in ball pain while a rampaging Green kicks another one in the balls right next to him.

That contract is going to age like a fine Franzia.

it depends on several things: where you are in your current contract, years of service, accolades like all nba, how many cups of coffee you can drink without murdering someone, how many times you’ve driven the autobahn, if you can parallel park downtown in Seattle, how long you can hold your breath, it’s all right…

If you haven’t listened to Le Batard’s interview with Marc, the son who lost all of his mobility to football and inspired his father to take action, from earlier today, it’s worth a listen.

Someone better warn John Elway not to go grazing out there.

I would bet there are quite a few. Throwing 100 is just half the battle- throwing it where you want it to go is another. It’s similar to why the guys who win the long drive contests are not on the PGA tour. 

“a 2013 M3 convertible”.

it seems that the season won’t actually kick off for 154 days, which is December 30.

Even Justin Tucker is surprised by his scrambling prowess in Madden.

I think you’re choosing to overlook some tremendous downfield coverage on the first down play.

Definitely something fishy about this guy. 

Cody Bellinger and Christian Yelich are good as hell

They have separate AL and NL MVPs, so Yelich/Bellinger won’t affect Trout, who barrng injury is a lock to get AL MVP.

Found the only guy on Kinja who also has de Pfeffel as a middle name.

Good performance art. 5/10.

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

I look forward to London being cheaper for the next 30 years.

Yes, I’d have a chuckle at the sheer degree to which they’re clearly willing to commit national suicide, but for our own predicament.

It’s slapping you in the face and you don’t see it: THEY! WANT! A! NO! DEAL! BREXIT!