Denouncing racism and bigotry unequivocally ≠ talking about politics

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

buildings are ppl too

FUCK YOU, JEFF. MY NAME WAS WRITTEN ON THE YOGURT.

“Personal attacks on Madison Square Garden”? What the hell?

how do you not burn the place to the ground, ala Inglorious Basterds while this is happening?  

Every December there is a mandatory company holiday show at Radio City Music Hall (also owned by his company) where employees see the Rockettes, some other things, and always his band. 

Dolan is like that guy Gary at work. You fart in his office and steal his yogurt and then all of a sudden it’s litigation and death threats. Chill Gary 

If you ever want to really piss yourself off, go check on Dolan’s youtube channel. He has all his music videos on there. For those of you who have not forced yourself to watch his band before, check on the one where they’re on dog pulled sleds. Just watch the whole thing and then feel the searing pain when you’re…

Concussing the other catcher? That’s a plunking.

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

“This guy did something bad, so he deserves a suspension and a fastball to the skull.”

Employee: “The restaurant could explode. We could lose our jobs.”

A manager told police he and others smelled gas as he was closing the restaurant in Eden

You are a national treasure.

the easy explanation is “gas leak,” the other is somebody in Eden tried to eat from the Tree of Knowledge

until the colonel removes the cheeto chicken sandwich, a restaurant will be destroyed every night. this i swear to you