Australians: HAHA, Mate! “Rooted in Oakland” is like saying, “Fucked in Oakland!” Crickey!
Oaklanders: If we wanted to say that, we’d just say, “Raiders fan.”

So not this ? 

Duh, they have to buy so many more balls.

Oh he’s so lying. Balls are being hit further and faster than ever before. Some would say that this mann has been blinded by the flight

Now now, Barron still has The Cyber.

Trump’s going to ban soccer and then the only hobby poor Barron will have left will be staring into the void, waiting for it all to be over

I disagree on both accounts because juiced balls and a bigger strike zone leads to fewer balls in play and balls in play are fun. The game is most exciting when fielders and hitters are running. Not when one guy is jogging around the base paths.

MLB won’t be happy until they get 5 hour ball games with scores like 25-24

Going to say it, juiced ball is good for baseball.

Four points:

I’m just gonna go ahead and say that Bernie should do what he should’ve done before he announced his 2020 candidacy (his 2016 run was fine—and necessary): Step aside for Warren, and be the elder statesman he’s earned the right to be.

Not everyone needs to be President. Shit, President isn’t even the strongest office in…

The Lakers will be the greatest accumulation of forwards and centers the league has ever seen.

It remains unendingly hilarious that the Pelicans are demonstrably better run than the Lakers. Please keep the signings coming, Rob. DeShawn Stevenson and OJ Mayo need a home. 

Hey, the Vikings haven’t lost a single Super Bowl since that trade.

It would be awesome if Kawhi came out and said that one of the reasons he left Toronto was because Drake was too clingy and he just needed some space, man.

Chris Broussard is on it, everyone:

“Good comment”- Herschel Walker

Russ for Kyle Lowry and another couple firsts. Let’s keep this going baby! No hangovers!

I’m seeing a bunch of stuff on Twitter about how they’ll trade Russ. But how? His contract goes up to $40 million next year. Who’s he going to make better that has enough cap space to afford him? I guess the Knicks do, but they don’t have enough salary to send back to make it work. Same goes for the Lakers (which…

the horny drake watch now just reads “fucked”