That was a triathlon joke

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Yet another gruesome reminder that the single most dangerous thing we all do is drive. Pay the fuck out of attention to not only what you are doing, but what everyone else is too.

Let’s be honest here. If the paramedics amputated the arm at the scene, they were most likely finishing a job the accident started.

At the scene?

Seems like the Heat could use some Magic.

If baseball players were half as fanatical about the written rules as they are the unwritten rules there’d be no asterisks in the record books....

People said they were in cap trouble unless they got the Pelicans to agree to delay the deal or got it amended. What they’re doing is now trading 6 players and 5 drafts worth of picks to get one guy on the roster. They’ll now have 3 guys under contract, one max slot, the room exception and a bunch of minimums. The…

I think the idea is that athletes have a much shorter window to earn a living in their chosen field, and it expires much earlier in their lives. I think it’s reasonable to make an exception where that’s the case.

They don’t. They think “He’s having to push back against all these savages, that’s why he looks unhinged! I look like that all the time, especially when my wife makes me beat her.”.

I still can’t understand how anybody can watch the way Trump behaves and think “yep, that’s good and normal.” If the guy who grooms my dogs behaved like this, spoke like this, tweeted like this... I’d find a new guy to groom my fucking dogs. And I’m not even talking about the abhorrent racism and xenophobia and…

More like weecock, AMIRITE?

Peacocks are at least visually appealing, and most likely, marginally more intelligent.

Trump - Friend of The Blacks and The Gays.

I’m seriously surprised he didn’t make a comment about her being a lesbian.

Alex “Doughboy” Van Pelt took “serviceable and cheap” and made an 11-year NFL career as a backup QB and an ongoing (currently 13-year) NFL career as a quarterbacks coach, and likely has way fewer physical/mental problems as a result of riding the bench or standing on the sideline for the vast majority of that. He’s…

Like, I’ve heard of Rui Hachimura. He’s tall and half black and half Japanese, like Naomi Osaka, whom I’ve also heard of, which sounds cool. Also, if I had the opportunity to talk to Rui Hachimura, I’d probably be too shy to do so.

Some of us are drunk.

As a pessimistic Wizards fan