Jason, that’s nobody’s business but the Turks....

Soon we’ll be letting emotional support cars on planes.

The Kursk is quieter.

I just want to pick up so many women that they have to call it a Bra Bus.

Omg, yes fuck you Susan Sarandon. I hope you enjoy clinging to your ideological purity while Trump guts this country and drags us back to 1851 or whenever he believes America was great before.

Haha, once again American fat asses prove to be German kryptonite!

So they cut out a useless middleman. Sounds like good business to me.

This. More Harris, less Evans, please. In fact, all Harris, no Evans.

BANANA!!!

Jalopnik, is there something I should know?

First rule of a hit-and-run: Don’t hit so hard that you’re unable to run.

Good, let’s keep the hipsters over there

I get it. The car has a ridiculously long title, so the article about the car must also have a ridiculously long title. Nice.

But they pressed on! Because how humiliating would it be if they gave up in front of the French?

It's cools his D.

There are welfare checks that need to go out! And all those muslim refugees need free housing so they can rape their women in peace!

The Hoffmeister kink makes the side profile look really awkward.

Because it’s only made in Austrailia, and import fees are a bitch?

Because they already have enough product lines?

Because the Five Hundred nameplate is already associated with dismal Jacques Nasser-era craptastic decisions?

Well, looks like somebody is visiting from Gawker, ground zero for smug cuntiness! Welcome!