Goddamn O’Bummer so worried about taking our guns away, that he’s letting China land planes on islands!

Keep your guns oiled and your ammo dry, because anyone interested in freedom is going to need them in the relatively near future. The UN is not going to dictate what kind of car I can drive.

I'd rather buy a BMW hooned by Clarkson than a Camaro driven by a Jalopnik employee

Cheaper solution is to nuke the entire middle east

I’ll give him about tree fiddy.

In b4 $kay

U R the heaviest 911

“Hi, I’m Andrew Collins, and I have DirecTV.”

DeMuro’s Hummer - cleaner than a new TDI.

Are those Hornets mockups?.

Dam Germans, invading every golf course this side of Normandy

that's Col. Kadaffyduck at the controls

This Ship Lets You See All The Jalopnik On The Internet.

Ten Jalopnik Writers Nobody Expected.

Please Redneck

Two in the pink and one in the clink.

The first thing a zombie apocalypse vehicle needs to be is reliable. This automatically takes Range Rover out of the running.