They're in my eyes!

I feel your pain. I also suffer a theater monopoly where I live. At least as shitty as my moviegoing experience is, I can take comfort in the fact that it isn't provided by a company that is demanding hundreds of thousands of dollars from the victims of a mass shooting.

I can't tell if those red things are onion rings, but if they are, I'd be kinda disappointed, since onion rings are a very standard normal burger ingredient…

Verily.

Cuba, free throws, Gold Bond Powder, blah, blah, blah…

His dreams were his ticket out…

Syfy ran Spartacus reruns for a while (edited, obviously)

We got what was unquestionably a Manderly present during the red wedding. That's something at least…

It'll be worth it for the duet with Zoidberg alone…

"How did those two guys get lost in the caves when the ship had an elaborate 3D map and were tracking their every move, and they were in constant contact with the ship?"

I grew up in and also still live in the town Psych is set in. It's such an egregiously inaccurate depiction of it that I could never actually enjoy the show at all…

Tell that to the Tetsaiga from Inuyasha…

Thank you, it's just brown and water.

Don't you hate pants?

Frogs are gross and a scorpion will kill you. Aesop!

And the end sequence is mostly cribbed from The Jungle Book footage.

2 Horace 2 Pete

And scramble eggs?

They're the new generation, and they've got something to say…

I'd love to read a The Jerk With The Arms series…