Wow, you have a seriously foulmouthed three-year-old…

MOSTLY BOOK SPECULATION

As I recall its a good album start to finish, but it was one of the first ones I owned and I haven't listened to it in over a decade so I don't know if it holds up.

*Pauses for a Pepsi while singing Danny Boy*

Conveniently ignoring that poor Topsy the elephant was a murderer…

"Jam a penny in it!"
"Penny'll start a fire…"

It's like we're all a bunch of little Rory Calhouns…

Take it from me, I love you!

But did you explain that the women's good fundamentals made up for their inability to dunk?

I just came for the Hat Convention. Was not disappointed.

Now I'm Prune Tracy! Take that-

Don't be in 30 Seconds to Mars as a team building exercise: CHECK.

Not even "As you know…"?

Beautiful young Will Sasso and Bobby Lee…

Ironically, I'm the one who wasn't totes baked last night…

Mine is also a bank, but they just repurposed the existing building over here…

Why is that terrible standup character so damn hilarious? And why did my father watch stonefaced as I literally fell over from uncontrollable laughter during it?

I doubt it's unbreakable, it's just that so few put out the effort…

That's not a photo from a 30 Odd Foot of Grunt show?

Yeah, they don't mess with the Jesus.