Don't put marbles in your nose. Put them in there. Do not put them in there.

Yes, eat all of our shirts!

Any Mythbusters is better than no Mythbusters, but all the old Mythbusters were better than this one will be…

It is my understanding that El Pollo Loco is a mexican chain that expanded into the american southwest fairly successfully…

That would explain a lot frankly. This is a person who told me she was gonna burn down my house last time we spoke…

My exgirlfriend swore by it, but she smoked pretty much constantly so I'm not sure if her word's reliable on this subject…

Lice taught me that my luxurious hair covers an absolutely hideous scalp. Fuck you, lice…

Said everyone here who actually watches this show…

He was absolutely the best thing in Zoolander, and I say that as someone who loves Zoolander. RIP…

Wait, Rob Ford died? This is what I get for getting my news exclusively from the AV Club…

You mean every sane person? That doesn't sound right…

If only there had been Super Bowl babies singing it near the Golden Gate bridge…

Somebody hasn't listened to the latest episode of CBB yet…

Hooray, it's all for me!

That tower full of ghosts…

You know what you doing: take off every Zig.

Hollywood Facts: take out your dick!

Gary Shandling giving a double thumbs up in person always kills me somehow…

*Seal shows up*

I saw the Rockafire Explosion live with Ceelo in Vegas a couple years ago*. They put on an amazing show.