Yes, that’s the mane thing.

Let’s hope it has some good locks on the doors.

“Ooh, fancy! The seats are covered with 100% Persian Rectum!”

The smell!!! Dear God the smell!!

Youabian Pubema

i didn’t see the root post. but i also don’t expect 17-21 year olds to really consider the future, especially those trying to break into the rap game. i mean, i wasn’t even trying to be anyone and i had both tattoos that i got in my late teens and early 20s covered up later in life. also, the reason that one of those…

There’s a ton of foreign-language hiphop that I love despite not understanding a word of it. Freeman’s “La Palais de Justice” album is one of my take-to-a-desert-island pieces of hiphop and the only thing I’m really comfortable saying in french is “Royale with Cheese.” I really just don’t get CardiB.

I made a post about thank got Nikki is back to distract from CardiB and a friend of mine went off about how dare I diss CardiB because she’s a different kind of rap and she came from rough background. I replied “I can’t understand a single word coming out of her mouth.” To which my friend replied, “Well then look it…

It must be my age showing, but I think her music sucks and her lyrics are stupid. I understand at some level it’s very meta, like enumerating the multitude of ways one can pop one’s pussy is feminist... but god that music is fucking awful.

“Great, I can be your first customer!”

Mmm sort of an oaky afterbirth.

It did open the till to some Michael Bay money.

Because sometimes you have to pay your dues.

That’s also a big impairment to their social media presence. It’s why Howler just hasn’t taken off the way Twitter has.

Animals aren’t nearly as altruistic as you think. They’re simply hampered by their lack of thumbs.

I think generally people just wear waaaaaay to much. The kind of guy who would catcall.

To paraphrase the immortal words of Ellen Ripley: at least you don’t see wolves fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.

Slightly disappointed when I realized you meant you sat for their kid(s?) not for him. Maybe I thought you were babysitting him because I just watched the dinner party episode of The Office...