I need a photo of mine... but it's been shitkicked by a break-in, and I haven't fixed it yet, so I'm embarrassed of it. Three touchscreen displays, when I have the iPhone properly mounted in the dash, and another 4 old-style LCD displays, just in the centre console.

@Ray Wert: Didn't like the morning staff beatings?

@Flagrant German Fanboy: I'm pretty sure it's part of what swayed my vote.

@Cristian Rheinisch: A Caddy mill in a Lincoln? That's blasphemy, and I cannot condone it.

@pauljones: Genius button. Good lord, man, get with the times.

@Flagrant German Fanboy: Personally, I'd still choose an Iltis. Less douchetastic than a Hummer, but still amazingly functional.

@telkinsjr: And that's the question answered.

@alowishus wants to run a Saab Sonett III at LeMons: Because it's awesome? And it's Orosz? Which is kind of redundant, I admit...

Great Googley-Moogley! 270 horsepower in a Tupperware container? I'll take it.

You know, when I first applied for a commenter account (bet whoever approved me is regretting THAT decision) back, what, two-odd years ago now, Ash78, Graverobber, Mad_Science, POLAR and Rust-MyEnemy were the five who really convinced me that this was the place I would like quite a lot.

@Ash78, leaving tomorrow: DON'T LEEEEEAVE US! ::sobs::

@GreenN_Gold: We are, it's true. It's like the Dutch. We'll probably just laugh, and toast you with a beer, and laugh some more. And then we'll toast you with another beer, and another, and another.

@z0iid: Wow, that was... uncalled for.

@GreenN_Gold: Hm, is someone trying to provoke a response?

@dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: Oh hell no. For the money, the WRX, or STI, or both, or whatever the terminology is now, is by far the better buy. Let's face it, Audis are just decent cars until you get way up into RS territory. Then they're glorious.

@Unregular: It's a very good point, and I'll grant you that. Unfortunately, Subaru has its own brand cachet right now that kinda negates the argument. As I said below, I worded it badly. Not all Subaru drivers think they have an Audi. But there's that annoying subset that has arisen in Subaru fandom in the last 10…

@Unregular: That's a perfect setup for a cheap-shot, to say you just proved me right, but I don't actually think you're a douchebag at all. :)

@Unregular: Douchebags don't automatically go to Audi, despite what the Jalopnik commenters may tell you.

@NewCarSmell: Nice try, but they tempt the same hipster-douche demographic as the Caddy below.

@econobiker: "getting" closer? I thought Talladega Nights was a documentary.