@Unregular: Not meant as a shot at you guys who have Subarus, by the way. But just as we VW guys have to accept the huge number of twinks who flock to our chosen brand, you Subaru guys need to accept the same thing. While they're out there making VW's name look bad, there are a bunch of them sullying your chosen…

@skaycog: Hm. Oedipus complex. Is there anything else you haven't told us?

@VeeArrrSix: They draw in idiots like you wouldn't believe.

@pauljones: Turn safesearch off. It's much more fun that way anyhow.

@Unregular: He's got a Saturn SL1, I believe. So no, he's not promoting his own car.

@skaycog: If they do, you probably won't be stopping them.

@Unregular: Haha, absolutely no way. Just as VW attracts a disproportionate number of douchebag "enthusiasts", Subaru suffers the same affliction. As I said below, Subaru drivers think they have an Audi, despite having never driven one. Subaru attracts more douchebaggery than almost any other brand... to the point…

@engineerd: You're just kissing ass after your rant in the Canadian Deer post. Friends off, Neerd.

@skaycog: You Americans really don't know a deer when you see one, do you?

@AES: 3 ROTOR X 2 TURBOS = 6X AWESOME: Although it's hard to make a claim that Mazda is immune from prosecution on those grounds either.

@VicVegas84: Yeah, even as a VW fan, I can't agree. There's about a 20/80 split. 20% are the passionate car guys who love their vehicles and drive a MkI VW because they're fantastic cars that can go stupid fast with only minor modifications.

@skaycog: Pfizer has proven that they would.

@bugattatra: Really? No way man. Subaru owners think they have an Audi, but have clearly never driven an Audi. They are almost the definition of douchebaggery.

@citroën67: I knew I heart-clicked you for a reason. That was venom on an almost poetic scale.

@engineerd: Love you too, sweetie.

@LTDScott's work is getting in the way of Jaloptime: You're good people, sir. That thing is beautiful.

@Deartháir II: Also... searching for an appropriate photo of that car led me to many, many, many photos of this lovely creature. That could be why it took me so long to answer. (Clickify to embiggenate.)

@IamZardoz: I love those things. I get a little bit tingly every time I see one.

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@superbadd75, with electrolytes!: What about if they buy it because it's a much, much, much nicer car, available second-hand for the same price, has many more options and nicer seats, and doesn't look... what's the word... right, "ugly". Because I kinda want a Lincoln MKZ, but not for the badge, because it's actually…