@FuzzysFriedChicken: Normally I'd agree, but driving around in the last two weeks, on those awful merging lanes that are impossible to get into because there's no actual LANE for you to turn onto, and not enough room to get up to speed, I've now had Audi drivers slow down, give me a friendly wave, and give me the…

If you're particularly good at crashing, wouldn't that be the logical place to go? You'd be a superstar there!

@jaymcminn: Well, maybe...

@jaymcminn: Hm. I can't come up with any smartassed response for the Mini Cooper. 'Zilla? Mr. The Dog? Got anything to shoot this one down?

@Mike the Dog: Dammit, Mr. The Dog, you beat me to it.

@Mike the Dog: Um, I think I disprove that.

@jedchev: Nope, sorry. I've got a Rambler.

@BaconSandwich: ...intentionally.

@Bullitt417: Oh?

@smalleyxb122: Sorry, PowerTryp. I'd have to agree with Smalley. I've seen Calgary cops...

@Maymar: I'm going to have to disprove you: I want a Phaeton.

If it doesn't end with,

@beercheck: How long has it been since you took some time off?

Wait... are you guys saying that's NOT what your deer look like?

@scroggzilla raids again: You should see those suckers move when they decide to dart out in front of you.

@RamblinReck89: You make a good point... and if I found a really great deal, that's exactly what I'd do. Since I haven't seen any great deals, I'm just looking for the bike that comes closest to the style I want. And I can't even decide what I want. I'm indecisive like that.

@eatadonut: Sigh. No matter how many times I disprove this bullshit, someone always has to bring it back up again with "anecdotal" proof. The Commentariat's closedminded hatred of Volkswagen is one of the main things driving me away from this place.

@wojo: You forgot:

@RamblinReck89: I do like the Vulcan... quite a lot, actually. My only hesitation is that I'm not a big fan of the full-fendered look. I like the mini-fendered, larger front wheel look, and haven't seen a Vulcan in that style yet.

@tenbeers: That better not have been my chocolate tobacco that was in there...