@GrandMarquis_de_Sade: It is. Shh, it's intentionally wrong, mocking the über-Christians who used to complain about that sort of thing.

Those appear to be hula-hoops. It turns out that all those old ladies were right. All that rhythmic pelvic-spasming you do while using a hula-hoop actually will cause you to be smoten by the Lord for your sinfulness.

@Northernsky: You owe me a new cup of coffee. Actually, no, I didn't spill any of it, it's just all in my lungs. Ow.

@nollid51: Basically a sportier version of my CB750. Those are classy bikes, I really like them.

@nollid51: Oh agreed, I'm by no means an American bike fan. I'm looking at a Harley, but I'm cross-shopping it with a Yamaha Raider, among others. Yamaha seems like the Japanese bike company that really "gets" it. They're comfortable, powerful, stylish bikes, much like Harley, only with a reputation for being less…

@nollid51: No thanks! Just tried an XR1200. It's got the same annoying bent-over stance as a crotch-rocket. If I wanted to feel like I was being bent over like a freshman in a prison shower, I'd just buy Japanese.

@skaycog: Email that idea to Murilee to pass on to the Chief Perpetrator. That sounds like the kind of thing that might be really welcomed.

@RachelSklar: Aw, that's cute, that was almost like a pot-shot! Very nice effort, you'll fit in just fine around here.

Okay, I'm duly impressed. I have my suspicions that you're just an internet ninja, and managed to find all that information on an appropriately related website, and copied it straight across...

@shoman95: Pretty sure that would be the bike as well. All you gotta do is refill it with gasoline. The girl's going to want shiny things eventually, and that gets REAL expensive.

@shoman95: The bike, clearly.

@Ray Wert: That's a joke, right? No offense, it's hard to tell with you sometimes.

@pauljones: I've seen one Indian this year, and only briefly. They really are quite striking, and something to behold. Almost like someone created a really good new version of a '57 Chevy. They really jump out at you.

@RachelSklar: Shh. Ray's hitting on you because Wes has already rejected his advances. Don't get in the middle, it could get messy. Wait until it all sorts itself out.

@skaycog: Acceptable.

@dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: Come to think of it, that is a damn good point. Why can't we have seating like that in a nice big convertible... Like, say, an old Lincoln Continental.

@Buickboy92: Seconded.

@BigEngineSmallCar: The tipster misunderstood. They meant the NASA engineerd worked for before they fired his ass. The one with the big pointy explody things that make a lot of noise and bring me my high-def TV from space.

@uncleben: I can't see any further qualifications being needed. I mean, hell, I've rebuilt enough SBC's in my time, a ZR1 engine can't be any different, can it?

@Matt Hardigree: Can I help? I've got my own Mechanix gloves!