I was unimpressed by this one at first... then I read a little further, then a little further... and then I got the joke. And then I started again, and laughed. And laughed some more.

@snapoversteer should STFU because: While driving.

@Number_Six: And "Cock" means... uh... well, cock.

@longcrosse: I believe he was referencing the traditional "hairdresser's car". It was a derogatory term for the Mustang before it got any of its big engines.

@tempesjo: Now THAT is my vote for COTD.

@.357: Ye say that like it's a bad thing, lad.

Does hairdresser mean something different there?

@skaycog: Yes... cookies... that's what I was thinking. Cookies. Absolutely, cookies indeed.

I actually don't mind it... Looks kinda sharp. But then I never saw the old one.

@skaycog: It's the "or something" that will determine if they're hot sellers or not.

@engineerd: Maybe... but think of a plague of locusts... they're just little guys too. Just think, billions of friendly-looking, Nissan-branded locust-zombie robots.

@lilwillie hides autos in the attic: But... now your hands are no longer "ribbed for her pleasure"...

@Ash78 is going POLAR...: You owe me a cup of coffee. And you almost owed me a new shirt.

Fucking zombies, always fucking up my shit.

@VeeArrrSix: Besides me, of course.

Wojzilla, is that you? My goodness, you've been holding out on us. I'm paging Dr. Barrett (or Brett Burk) for confirmation, but I think you may have just taken the title away from Wesley as Jalopnik's male sex kitten. Rowr.

@Ash78 is going POLAR...: With Ma Bell, we got Jong-Il communication!

@Alfisted: Yeah, sorry, that was poor writing on my part. See what happens when I'm watching the stupidity that is Fox TV and trying to write? It makes me stoopider too.

@bobdobbs: Can't. Stop. Laughing.

@Syrax, the hyrax: V for Vendetta