@Alfisted: Except, of course, for 2002, 2004 and 2008, where Cadillac won....

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: I just went and took an Allure for a spin (since apparently LaCrosse is a dirty word up here), and I am duly impressed. It was significantly nicer than the Acurae I've driven, and I'd put it safely on par with Lexus. It is a bit bland, but geez, they've really done a great job on it.

@Glenfiddich is good: Although in fairness, that's not model bloat. They consciously moved the Taurus out of the "mid-size" segment and into the "full-size" segment. If you're looking at size, the fair comparison is the old Taurus and the Fusion.

@e30m3: China's communist, not fascist. Total opposite. Your point is well-taken, though.

@Cloud81918: Unless it's the yucky 300M, I'd still like to see it!

Hold on... I wanna see those old limos. A Chrysler 300-based Presidential limousine? Hells yeah, did they fix the interior plastics?

@mwood10: Possibly, but most photos seemed to show a similar correlation. It's not perfect, but it's one of the least bloaty-looking cars out there.

@Timtoolman, still looking for work.: You sure would. Similar to the Mini, they have an amazing amount of room inside. I'm 6'1", and myself and three friends easily fit inside a Mini, with more room than in some mid-size sedans.

@jpech: I loved that story. I'm saving it so that when I have kids I can tell it to them every night at bedtime.

@Deartháir II: The Return: The Challenger does, though.

@Deartháir II: The Return: Wow... the Mustang doesn't appear bloaty at all!

@Deartháir II: The Return: The Mini?

Now... I wonder. What about Mustangs, Challengers and Camaros.

@Brett Berk: Choking... on... coffee.

@Ash78 is going POLAR...: It does help... I'd have pushed it.

@Z71: That's the one I was thinking of! Wow, those pictures are similar.

Why am I having massive Deja Vu about this article... Didn't you guys post this before? Or, perhaps I'm just going nuts.

@LBJ's Love Child:

@skaycog: It's not nice to take a cheap shot at Rachel Sklar like that when she's not here to defend herself.

@TimTim: Apparently I'm not the only cat who likes Cheetos...