@pauljones: Mine's sharper.

@engineerd: Mmmm. Moose steaks. She'd be delicious, someone find me a rifle.

@Elhigh: It actually gets better. It took the cop about 9 hours to round up the people responsible. He started calling some of the disreputable people in town, told them it was essentially the only deck like that in town, and they had only stolen the LCD touchscreen, not any of the parts that make it work. These…

@Graverobber: I still blame Charles. I'm not sure for what, but I'm blaming him for it anyhow.

@beercheck: I consider myself a former fanboi. Now it's passed from fandom for me to just a level of intolerance. If a product doesn't work as well as a similar Apple product does, I don't want anything to do with it. Hence the total absence of anything Microsoft in my house. I just don't have the patience to try and…

@Alphamazing: Thank you, sir, for that assortment of statistics and facts that I can neither understand nor fully appreciate; I am impressed by them nonetheless, and hope that by some small chance I contributed to buggering up some statistical trend or pattern.

@c0de: And I can't expand comments or reply-to on the iPhone. Stupid everything.

@ThreeLitre: May I also recommend, for desktop picture awesomeness:

@Officer BLW, Royal Canadian Grammar Polis.: My stereo is pretty much exclusively for long road trips. Last time I drove back to the Rossland-Trail-Nelson region, I had DVDs of Dark Angel in the deck. A few times it might not have been a great idea, as the temptation to open the screen again and see Jessica Alba in…

@tenbeers: Can I get a judgement call from the officials on four supercharged cylinders and a Neuspeed?

@PowerTryp: Ah, rather like that Hulu thing. Bastards.

@.357: If they wreck the XJ, I'm blaming you personally.

@01NB: @Alphamazing: I've never heard of Pandora! I shall investigate when I get back to an area with proper 3G service!

@PowerTryp: I had heard they'd sold one of those Zune things... I was wondering who bought it. Now I know.

@Timtoolman, now with power tools!: Based on the artists you like, may I recommend, first off, the Stevie Ray Vaughan Tribute Album, if you don't already have it. Nothing quite like hearing Clapton, BB, Bonnie, Buddy Guy, Doctor John et al playing all together.

Step 1: Fill iPhone with every piece of music you've ever even heard of.

I am far more excited about this reveal than I should be. I just hope it doesn't look like an inflated XF. I'm really hoping they used some originality in the design. One of the things I've always loved about Jaguars is their originality in design. When the X-type came out, looking like a miniature XJ, I actually did…

Can't. Stop. Laughing. Wes, this is fantastic. Why do I have a feeling there is going to be a drastic update to Roy's Wikipedia entry today?

When I am proclaimed Planetary Dictator-For-Life (should be happening any day now), I am going to make it illegal to crush anything old and awesome. So a vast majority of cars from about 1975 til 1987 are fair game, and most everything prior to that timeframe would be protected.

@engineerd is back in the D...for now: Hey now, that is an unfair stereotype; just because it's the weekend does not automatically mean I'm going to be dru—